[OOC: What do you mean 'Or'? Not only is he RPing using... Single Sentences *gasps* but also not staying in character. From what I've read of his Characters Personality, and after that, this RP, i can say that there is no connect whatsoever.
I know I'm not staff, but as a RPer, I can't help but say that he should be thrown into the Academy till he learns to stay in Character and RP properly. I know sometimes you're just lazy, but this is just stupid.
P.S. If you want to RP like this, make a new character; a village ninja perhaps? ]