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Initake
 |  Subject: Chuck Norris Facts Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:28 am | |
| This topic, all you do is list a bunch of facts about Chuck Norris. Here, I will start. One at a time please.
When Chuck Norris was denied a McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked it so hard it became a Wendy's.
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Paradox
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:37 am | |
| Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. | |
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Initake
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:00 am | |
| Chuck Norris has no CTRL button on his computer, because Chuck Norris is always in control. | |
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Senkou
Akatsuki Leader
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:08 am | |
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Shiko
B ranked Missing-Ninja
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:13 am | |
| Now thats what I call a true fact. 
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Initake
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:13 am | |
| /me kicks Senkou and Shiko in their vaginas. | |
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Senkou
Akatsuki Leader
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:17 am | |
| Fact: Bruce Lee would kick the ever loving piss out of Chuck Norris, oh and did actually, the fight they had in the movie, wasn't choreographed. | |
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Initake
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:18 am | |
| ok. let us strictly stick to the facts besides the fact that Bruce Lee pwns. Bruce Lee does not have funny facts. Next in line, please. | |
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Shiko
B ranked Missing-Ninja
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:29 am | |
| Chuck Norris has seen more black cock than a KFC urinal | |
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Ryuusei Hyuuga
Sand Genin
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:37 am | |
| You dont find chuck norris. Chuck norris find you.
When the boogey man goes to bed he checks under his bed for chuck norris. | |
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Shiko
B ranked Missing-Ninja
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:43 am | |
| [ Is this guy really that great? ]
It was reported that Chuck Norris had given millions of dollars to AIDS research. After a thorough investigation, the reports were found to be false because Chuck had actually said, "I've given millions AIDS." | |
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Initake
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:44 am | |
| Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. | |
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Kanashii
Sand Jounin
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:13 pm | |
| Chuck Norris can have sexual intercourse with a wall because he likes walls.
WTF? | |
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Paradox
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sun Dec 27, 2009 7:57 am | |
| Chuck Norris' brain cells cure cancer... too bad he doesn't have any.
Chuck Norris almost turned down the offer to make a cameo in the movie "Dodgeball" on the grounds that he doesn't like to dodge balls—he prefers to have them resting on his chin.
ANTI CHUCK NORRIS FACTS NOW! | |
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Senkou
Akatsuki Leader
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:17 am | |
| - Initake wrote:
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
by putting his dick in the way | |
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Sand Genin
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sun Dec 27, 2009 8:19 am | |
| The only thing that can beat chuck norris is Chuck norris. Yeah, that was true...UNTIL ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG, THE STRONGARM ALCHEMIST CAME ALONG
AHAHAHHA | |
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Initake
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:07 pm | |
| Chuck Norris was born by roundhouse kicking his way out of his mother's womb. | |
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leon77
Sand Genin
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:48 pm | |
| the chuck doesnt use a condum because there is no protection form chuck norris | |
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Blaize
Sand Genin
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris Facts Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:44 am | |
| chuck norris let jesus walk on water | |
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