Bad Pick-Up Lines

The Fourth Hokage

Hey Baby, mind if I hang out here until it's safe back where I farted?

Leaf Jounin

Hmm this one is NORMALLY bad.. but SOMEHOW.. it worked for me ONCE... this girl was REALLY horny.

Hey, wanna fuck?

And that my friends. Was my crowning achievment. She was hot too, not like I preyed on one of those girls with no confidence xD

Leaf Genin

1.Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

2.Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

The Fourth Hokage

Anchorman- Champ.

"I think we should go out and have a nice dinner. Ya know, some chicken, some sex..... see what happens...."

Leaf Genin

Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

The Fourth Hokage

Do you take it up the ass?

The Fourth Hokage

Another one,

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Leaf Genin

Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?

Leaf Genin

another one

Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

Leaf Jounin

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

The Fourth Hokage

Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.

The Fourth Hokage

You -will- go home with me tonight.

Jedi Mind Trick

Leaf Genin

Hey baby, what do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?

My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.

The CIA wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

The Fourth Hokage

Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning.

Leaf Genin

Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?

Leaf Genin

Do you like apples? (Yes.) How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?

The Fourth Hokage

Excuse me, can I have some sex, in exchange for sex?

The Fourth Hokage

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

Leaf Genin

First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.

The Fourth Hokage

Do you want to play a game? It's called 'Slob the Knob.'

Leaf ANBU

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk
to you.

The Fourth Hokage

I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. Want me to put some words in your mouth??

The Fourth Hokage

The always classic "You come here often..."

The Fourth Hokage

I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.

Leaf Genin

I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first participant?

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