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Adam
The Fourth Hokage
 |  Subject: Re: Bad Pick-Up Lines Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:52 pm | |
| My dick seems to have stopped breathing! do you know CPR? | |
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Aries
Leaf Genin
| | Subject: Re: Bad Pick-Up Lines Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:52 pm | |
| I ran out of Viagra. Can I use you? | |
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Adam
The Fourth Hokage
| | Subject: Re: Bad Pick-Up Lines Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:53 pm | |
| "Hi I'm taking a survey,Would you sleep with a guy who looked like me?" | |
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Adam
The Fourth Hokage
| | Subject: Re: Bad Pick-Up Lines Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:54 pm | |
| "Correct me if I'm wrong but you just look like a gal that enjoys getting her hair pulled." | |
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Adam
The Fourth Hokage
| | Subject: Re: Bad Pick-Up Lines Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:56 pm | |
| Man - Do you like to dance?
Woman - Yes !
Man - Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? | |
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Adam
The Fourth Hokage
| | Subject: Re: Bad Pick-Up Lines Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:57 pm | |
| I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. | |
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Adam
The Fourth Hokage
| | Subject: Re: Bad Pick-Up Lines Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:59 pm | |
| Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks | |
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Adam
The Fourth Hokage
| | Subject: Re: Bad Pick-Up Lines Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:59 pm | |
| I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. | |
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Adam
The Fourth Hokage
| | Subject: Re: Bad Pick-Up Lines Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:01 pm | |
| Save a horse -- ride a cowboy. | |
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Adam
The Fourth Hokage
| | Subject: Re: Bad Pick-Up Lines Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:01 pm | |
| Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration? | |
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Adam
The Fourth Hokage
| | Subject: Re: Bad Pick-Up Lines Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:04 pm | |
| My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money? | |
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Adam
The Fourth Hokage
| | Subject: Re: Bad Pick-Up Lines Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:04 pm | |
| What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. | |
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Adam
The Fourth Hokage
| | Subject: Re: Bad Pick-Up Lines Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:04 pm | |
| If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. | |
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Adam
The Fourth Hokage
| | Subject: Re: Bad Pick-Up Lines Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:05 pm | |
| Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under | |
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Adam
The Fourth Hokage
| | Subject: Re: Bad Pick-Up Lines Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:06 pm | |
| You Dropped something , "My jaw" | |
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Adam
The Fourth Hokage
| | Subject: Re: Bad Pick-Up Lines Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:07 pm | |
| Don't you need a license to be that ugly? | |
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Aries
Leaf Genin
| | Subject: Re: Bad Pick-Up Lines Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:12 pm | |
| Does this rag smell like alcohol to you?
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Absolute Greed.
Leaf Jounin
| | Subject: Re: Bad Pick-Up Lines Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:29 pm | |
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Cirrus
| | Subject: Re: Bad Pick-Up Lines Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:38 pm | |
| Heres the deal. Im not looking for a relationship. To be honest, I just want you out of them clothes.
Note: This actually works sometimes.. I don't advise trying it unless you're uber sexy. | |
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Kuro Karite
Akatsuki
| | Subject: Re: Bad Pick-Up Lines Sat Sep 12, 2009 3:17 pm | |
| Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants. | |
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Adam
The Fourth Hokage
| | Subject: Re: Bad Pick-Up Lines Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:50 pm | |
| You make my floppy disk upgrade to a hard-drive. | |
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Blaize
Sand Genin
| | Subject: Re: Bad Pick-Up Lines Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:36 am | |
| like oeros. good because i have a creamy center | |
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Adam
The Fourth Hokage
| | Subject: Re: Bad Pick-Up Lines Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:56 pm | |
| *Guy stands in between two girls*
"Oops Sorry, I wouldn't wanna CUM between you, or would I...?" | |
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Blaize
Sand Genin
| | Subject: Re: Bad Pick-Up Lines Thu Oct 15, 2009 7:42 pm | |
| *pokes girl from behind*
"sorry just my lightsaber in action" | |
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