Imma gonna send Kishi a very heavily-worded e-mail if he is... Nah, jk, but serously, why kill him so quickly and with such embarrassment?!! Kisame's supposed to die heroically fighting Naruto, not the Batista Bros! At this rate Kabuto will be the only villian who has survived the longest since his debut. Come to think of it he already is. Go Kabuto!
So Sai is gonna tell Naruto the truth. How unexpected! I'm going crazy over it. Not. Wonder how Naruto will react to the truth that the Konoha fools have finally realized that Sasjerk is a wuss that needs to be killed quickly before he infects everyone with his Emo Flu. He'll probably have a wise expression on his face whileh e says something corny like "You guys make havel ost fiath in brining him back, but I haven't, 'cause Sasuke is my one true love because I'm secretly gay which everyone should have figured out by now since I didn't give a damn when Hianta said she liked me!"