Great Mind's think Alike (Complete/Closed)

After a long day of training a ninja could be quite soar and mentally fatigued. But how was a man to remedy this? Well, some drank. Others went for ramen. Ishikawa Ken, however, liked to visit the hot springs. Yes the hot springs, the only place in konoha you could completely take your mind off anything and relax while sneaking a peak at the greatest assets of konoha... if you know what I mean. The warm water would relax your muscles and the hot women would make your brain melt. If all went well you would be considering changing occupations by the time you got out of the water. After all, some lucky guy had to scrub the floors on the woman's side!

At 16, Ken could really appreciate a woman.. not for her brain or personality of course! Ken enjoyed his T&A like any other reasonable gentleman. It helped that women often would like to stare at his muscled body as much as he wanted to stare back. The question was.. how to sneak in today. Yesterday he had just walked in and slid into the water and it took a whole ten seconds before anyone could say anything. Today.. today he would try a different approach.

He walked into the guys side, dropping his towel at the fence separating the two bodies of water. It was now or never. He brought his hands up and made the seal before flickering out of existence. One the other side of the fence there was a splash. But then nothing. Some odd ten feet away a pair of eyes broke the surface, taking in the sights. Mission accomplished? Only time would tell. This would be his greatest challenge yet!

He never saw it coming, the invisible brick of a jounin sideswiping him and knocking him into the water completely with a splash. He recovered quickly though, snapping up to full attention, the water only reaching up to about mid thigh. Now the women were screaming, and rightfully so! There were two guys in the spa, not only that, but at least one of them was exposing himself to them in all his naked glory. It was a good thing ken had nothing to be ashamed of. Still, he looked angry. This would have worked if it hadn't have been for that damn jounin! He was gonna let him know it too.

"What the hell man!?", He howled right before a hand shot out and gripped his hair. "What's your pro-AUGH!", his protests being ripped asunder by the pained howl as he was dragged by his hair and breakneck speeds. When they reached the other side and came to a stop his hands shot up for the arm. It would appear to be a standard action one would take to alleviate pressure off their head.. But that would be just too ordinary for Ken. He was a ninja after all. It held a hidden attack as the tips of his fingers struck towards the nerves in Seiko's forearms before trying to dig in and rip the arm away, twisting as his did so to form a perfect arm bar should he succeed. An added bonus of his nerve strike was that most people locked up or were in to much pain to resist from the strike itself.

Now, arm bars made for a lovely point of leverage. Hurting someone was easy when you knew what to do. Ken knew what to do. He wasn't applying enough torsional force to tear an arm from the shoulder socket just yet, but by the feel of his grasp alone one might gather it was only because he was holding back. Keeping the pressure up ensured no funny business unless the other party wanted a badly injured arm. Twisting he'd yank the arm down, pushing his shoulder up against the shoulder of the arm he had trapped, forming a lever which he used to throw the other ninja, bending at the waist and hips and he tried to splatter Seiko across the fence between the two hot springs.. maybe even send the fence crashing down. Either way, his arm would likely hurt like the dickens if he hadn't somehow protected himself from the initial strike at his nerves. It was a quite excruciating place to be hit and even now there would be a strong almost burning sensation from it.

Now, if this had all worked he would be left standing on the water with an irritated look, his naked body exposed in it's full glory. Luckily his samurai heritage had taught him how to fight when ever the need arose. It was almost as if he wasn't aware of the fact that he was now exposed to all the guys in the hot spring, and maybe some of the women. His hair clung to his skin, body still dripping wet.

"You got some nerve... getting in my way like that. I got as much right as you pal!", yes.. he was yelling at the other shinobi, defending his right to peak, amateur or not. Which interestingly, would be the same thing he would say if his initial attempts failed and he was left dangling by his hair!

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Name: Nerve Strike
Rank: C
Type: Weaponry/Taijutsu
Element: None
Description: The user strikes for the nerves of the human body, inflicting massive pain and involuntary muscle movement. A favorite target is the nerves in the wrist, which when struck causes the hand to open, thus making the target drop what they were holding. These attacks are usually delivered with a blunt weapon, tips of the fingers, or knuckles. A nerve strike is usually a quick strike, eschewing a more powerful blow for accuracy and speed.

Name: Locking Techniques
Rank: D
Type: Taijutsu/Weaponry
Element: None
Description: Yet another form of applying leverage. These techniques allow the user to deflect physical attacks and then lock the appendage of the attacker. Applying leverage to a lock can cause great pain and allow a user to control their opponent. When used non violently this can be used to subdue an opponent, when used with violent intent a user can pop joints out of place, tear ligaments, and break limbs.

Name: Reversal Throw
Rank: D
Type: Taijutsu/weaponry
Element: None
Description: This technique is simply the application of leverage. A user traps oncoming physical attacks and uses the momentum of the attacker against them to perform a throw, often leaving targets on their backs in the mud wondering what just happened.

Seiko had hoped that the genin would simply come along. but no, he got a stubborn ass genin, of course. Seiko scowled harder. AGH! Suddenly the Genin was grabbing and twisting at his wrist and arm!! And he wasn't playing around either, this genin was looking to do some actual damage! Seiko let out a grunt, and tensed his muscles. He hollered at the genin. "Thats it you little shit! you wanna play with the big guys? let's play!" Seiko made a handseal with his free handseal, and released the lightning tag in his jounin outfit. seiko used wind chakra to form an insulatory layer between him and the genin. as the lightning tag was released it would send several thousand volts of electricity into the genin like a violent strike of lightning hitting a tree!!! that'd teach the little arse hole. Nothing like tazing a genin in the hotsprings. Seiko smirked.

Seiko looked down at the water and his eyes closed. Shit. Water was a conductor wasn't it? Seiko was hit with an almost equal amount of voltage as the genin, and shot backwards, landing on the rough stone patio in a rather akward position. his legs were bent wierdly, almost touching his ear, and his left leg was twitching. At the same time, his left arm was behind his back, and his face was resting on his right. Damn Seiko knew his armor tended to be a bit of double edged sword sometimes. As the twitching stopped, Seiko scrambled to his feet and pointed at the genin.

"WHATRe YOU ThINKING!? TRYING TO ATTACK YOUR SENSEI!!"

Seiko held out his hands and concentrated his wind chakra in them. the air appeared distorted, and a swirl of wind encompassed every inch of his body, instantly drying himself off. Seiko bent over the edge of the springs, and put his hands on his hips.

"Are you ready to stop being a dumbass?"

Seiko looked at the genin, wondering if they guy was really the one on his team. if so, he needed some severe discipline training. Though his fighting skills were rather good. Seiko had an advantage as a jounin, but against another genin, the tactic he used would've been flawless.

The water all over his body acted as a conductor and lit him up like a Christmas tree or Rudolf the red nose reindeer. His muscles began to convulse, his eyes nearly popping from their sockets as he fell backwards almost in slow motion. Luckily for him the volts only ran a single loop, traveling down through his feet before hitting the water. A dull slapping noise was made as he back flopped into the spring, his body sinking down under the hot mineral rich spring water. A few moments passed in silence then.

HACK COUGH SPUTTER HACK! came the sounds as he burst up through the murky water, lashing out to grab onto a nearby rock to try and hold himself above the water. Latching on with arms about as big around as a bears, he hugged the rock, sucking in a breath through lungs that felt like they were on fire from all the spamming. Still, his eyes said a war was about to break out. No one in konoha possessed eyes like Ken did. He had the eyes of a warrior. Not a sneaky, thieving, back stabbing ninja.. but a true warrior. Someone who would rather beat their foes toe to toe, chest to chest, nose to nose.

His whole body felt like it was on fire, his very skin itching and burning from the electricity. His fist bore the burn marks from the electrical assault. He wouldn't take that laying down though. It was time to retaliate. He climbed up on top of the rock, crouched down before he sprung forward and into the air.

"No chance!", he screamed before spinning around once and lashing out with the heel of his foot, trying to smack his "sensei", as he had just become aware, in the temple. He wouldn't pull his punches... er kicks, this time. That hurt!

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Name: Spinning Aerial Kick
Rank: C
Type: Taijutsu
Element: None
Description: A dangerous kick performed when the user jumps into the air and delivers a spinning kick with the heel of their foot. Also known as the "Black out express", this technique can end a fight with a blow delivered down to the head or neck.

Seiko smirked. this damn genin sure did have spunk. Seiko was standing now, perfectly dry. He took a fighting stance as he saw his opponent crouch down like a cougar on a rock, before springing at Seiko. His opponent used some sort of aerial turning kick against Seiko. But seiko countered it easily. Seiko raised his left arm, and blocked with the metal plate on the back of his glove. Seiko braced his arm with wind chakra. on this metal plate was the seal of the lightning tag, and as soon as the genin's foot made contact with the back of seiko's hand, he would be zapped. Seiko smirked though, not at all finished.

With his free hand, he built up wind chakra, and thrust his palm forward. With a loud bang, wind chakra exploded, and shot forward at the genin. It was nothing more than a C ranked amount of wind, with no cutting property, but it would be enough to knock the genin far away, likely into or over the fence. Seiko timed this blast of chakra so that it would occur at the exact same moment that the genin's foot struck his metal plate. Because of this, the genin would get shocked and blasted away at the exact same moment. How painful that would be.

Seiko laughed when he was sure the genin would be flying through the air.

"HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT YOU LITTlE SHIT!??!!?!"

Seiko looked out, wondering whether or not the genin would arrise from undoubtful debris that would occur when his body smashed through the fence. Should the genin arrise, Seiko would be ready to be back another attack. However frivolous the genin's attempts where, Seiko certainly gave him credit for being so bold.

And team rockets lasting of agggggaaaaaaaiiiinnn! Uhm, that is I mean to say that Ken took the brunt of the attack and spasmed as he was thrown away and through the gate separating the men's and women's springs. There was a scream of women as Ken skipped across the water before sinking down into the water yet again. The words of the jounin rang in his ears. "How do you like that."

That was until he realized that his head was under the water, but looking right up at point blank range at the biggest pair of tits he had ever seen. This time when he sprang out of the water it was with a triumphant cry and a giant grin. "I love it!", where his last words before the sound of a slap rang out, turning his face to the side as the big breasted lady ran off, covering herself with the towel she called him a pervert and ran. He looked stunned for a moment before once again the smirk broke out across his features.

"Why, hello ladies..", He said looking around right before they were upon him. The sound was horrid, the beating of fists, punching, grabbing. He only just barely managed to get away, slipping loose thanks to being naked and slippy wet. A whole thirty seconds after being launched he came sprinting across the surface of the water, back onto the guys side as he shouted.

"Their all your Sensei!", which now made the women mad.. his sensei had condoned this!? A crowd of scantily clad kunochi was heading this way, ken rushing inside where his stuff was kept before things got ugly. With any hope they would converge on his new sensei instead of him and he would escape. He could only hope that the man was stupid enough to stare for a few seconds like he had before they got to him. He was wearing clothes. Man was he gonna be screwed if they caught him. Oh well, not really his problem. That just made him smile more. ~Poor bastard~

Seiko laughed as his new student was thrown through the gate. The women screamed again and started attacking him. Seiko wasn't sure, but he had a feeling that this genin was going to make a good student. Seeing that things were about to get ugly, seiko made a single handseal, and dissapeared before he was even noticed by the women. A puff of smoke was all that was left of him.

When he reappeared it was outside his house. smiling, he walked forward on the pavement, with lush green lawn to either side of him. he reached his door and opened it, walking inside nonchalantly. He climbed the stairs to his bedroom, and disrobed quickly. he flopped onto his bed and began falling asleep. His sleep was fulfilling, and restful